Wednesday, April 5, 2017

fb replies 5 April 17

Bin waxin lyrical today @ fb posts.

I am today rather impressed by my eloquence and decided it was worth blogging rather than leaving my opinions to the tender mercies of facebook!

First an article by Andrew Doyle in Spiked on line that was posted by a good mate got my black womans heart/mind connection buzzing... I sent him anwers on Twitter but am not expecting, or needing a reply - could be groovy though....

http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/its-time-us-left-wingers-stood-up-to-pc/19639#.WOTPzUT-ubm

While there are valid points in this article. Yes, we do need to critically examine our criteria for what is considered pc. And yes, there is a scary left trend towards authoritarian bigotry. Some of the opening comes across to me as just 'white male whinging' at potential loss of privilege. 

Why can't Dr Who be a woman, whatever colour? Dr is a gender neutral term. What is killjoy, unschooled, mindless about the idea of him not being a white man for a change?  What tf is wrong with proposing that idea? Why is that pc?

I spent years only reading books by women. To be honest at the time I only read feminism and fiction, mostly sf and fantasy. The experience changed/formed me and the way I see the world. 

I hadn't realised how the white manmind dominates, controls and makes 'normal/obvious/natural/matter of course/obvious/self evident so very many things that actually when presented with the possibility of another perspective are not! 

Later, reading books by women of colour, I learnt about what I term the white manmind and it's perspective, as often mirrored by people of colour as the manmind is mirrored by wimim.

Personally I think everyone who reads should have a look at their shelves and take a dive into what is now termed 'outsider fiction' starting with limiting themselves to women. It didn't have a term when I did it. Apart from getting me called a bigot on numerous occasions. 

So, of course, I think that if young girls followed Caitlin Moran's advice (not for their whole lives obviously!) I can only see benefit arising.


There are a huge number of black (e.g. Whoopi Goldberg) and poc who disagree with destroying art for whatever reason. 

This inflammatory demand only allowed the high number of valid points in Hannah Black (& co signatories) open letter to be ignored. 

The quoted points in the above article referring to white freedom and speech are however true. However much they stick in Mr Doyle's craw

There are many points within the letter that a perfect springboards for dialogue   e.g. What are natural rights'? 

There are people in every group who are voluble with dodgy ideas including Andrew Doyle with is comment about the historically illiterate. Which is a ignorant, supremacist jibe.

What we know for sure is that Africa's great cities and libraries were decimated, razed to the ground by greedy, (illiterate) Europeans as an excuse for blatant theft and rape of the continent that continues to this day. This plus enslaving and dehumanising it's people, continually supported by flagrant deception and lies of superiority/inferiority

 These are more important questions/issues/problems to be addressed in the lefts destruction of itself  surely?


This article raises many an excellent point but alas has a few extremely unhelpful (dodgy) examples



Then I watched the video edited by Zeezee Branson - mother of Dick!

And my English work class heart/mind connection took a little leap.

It reminded me of meeting American First Nations people in Amsterdam who had been invited over and were being hosted by the Anarchist squatters movement. We went for a long walk one night through the city as we talked and shared our experiences and thoughts on the insistence on veganism in their spaces (not as much of an issue as the way it was expressed) and their at exactly the same time/space lack of respect/agreement for indigenous peoples right to define how their cultural identity/notions/religious symbols/plants/herbs/discoveries etc. are used and utilised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2co3CX5VGvI


This film is quite (for me very) judgemental. 
 
How many people, (living in cities) never have the opportunity to see/feel/experience these amazing natural spaces and therefore have no realisation or connection with them or these images? 
 
Nature was just telly programs, examples of privileged peoples possibilities for most of my life. 
 
Now I am so much more privileged I have an inkling of their importance and value gleaned from short moments in Dominica when I went as a child, Mexico, New Zealand and Australia but never grasped in the places I could access in the U.S., Dominican Republic,Thailand, Tunisa or Europe. 
 
I have never felt safe enough as a black woman - based on my experiences in the last five places to travel further in the America's, Asia or Africa let alone India
 
How are people with even less privilege than me, supposed to make the connection between these images and their mobile phone or their meat consumption?
 
They are being asked to forgo, give up tangible pleasures in their lives. 
 
For What?
 
Who is asking them to do it? 
 
What are they being asked to save and for whom?
 
Top end consumers of these places they will never get to go....? 
 
The places shown in this film are mostly uninhabited by humans, inaccessible without huge amounts of available income 
 
They might seem like 'home' to the likes of Zeezee Branson, Leonardo DiCaprio and the crews of Greenpeace and the BBC. 
 
Home to most is a tiny little space within a massively crowded one with meat and mobile as the only highlights in a fairly dark existence!

Saturday, April 1, 2017

cheapest/best/easiest pigeon harasser

Piegeons if you ask me, are the most hideous of birds if not my least favourite of all animals - they even taste nasty.

Skip down to the bottom to get straight onto how to make the pigeon harasser it's very easy!

I was in a lovely pub in Wiltshire and there was pigeon and hare on the menu.  I find hare a bit livery and so because I believe it is important to be adventurous with food, even though I am pretty fussy and it tends to go pear shape more than 50% of the time. I ordered pigeon, I thought it's a bird - you can't really go wrong with fowl. How wrong I was! It was (sorry any pigeon lovers) disgusting, like black liver cooked for an hour and a half. Nothing even vaguely similar to any bird I've ever eaten - but I don't think I'll be trying puffin.
I had to swap it for the hare - which was just a bit better. Luckily cos we were in England the Sunday dinner side dishes were fine. Unfortunately because we were in (the posh bit of) England it was super expensive.

anyway I don't like pigeons

I once accepted an apartment - for about 36 hours - where the extra, attic room upstairs had had a window left open for a few years. It was a good sized and good shaped room but literally every milimetre was layered in pigeon shit with a couple of nests still in there one with eggs in.

When I viewed the place the first time I thought - I'll just clean this up and make a treatment room, it'll be perfect!

When I went back the next day to look again - I took a paint scraper with me - that made no indentation worth speaking of. I also noticed that the apartment was really tiny and once my stuff was in it there would be very little space for actually living. Also the neighbours and neighbourhood were not particularly friendly especially the play area that I had thought would be ideal for my young daughter.

I left with a sinking feeling in my gut. got on the phone and spent the rest of the day researching what it would cost to get professionals to clean and redecorate the space. Before 12.00 the next day, having got up early to be straight back on the phone again. I phoned and said - I don't want the house I changed my mind! The size and my stories re the minimal contact I had had with the neighbours, plus the prices, time, tools necessary for cleaning the space upstairs gained me sympathy and I ended up in my fabby house on the Highway.

For the first few years I lived in this house I had this hanging up in the garden and no pigeon bother


As you can see it is no longer as shiny as it was, half of the colour has faded and it is actually fairly matt.

About two weeks ago them nasty birds started turning up in the garden and I started hunting for old cd's. My upstairs neighbours bought these big, ugly, plastic birds that are supposed to scare pigeons to no avail.

In the first week they were shitting on my patio!

It took me a little while longer and I had a few mishaps, getting superglue all over my hand, moving too early so the cd's came off, someone helpfully pulling the cd's apart after I glued them together!! But finally I finished it and put it up in the garden.
From the moment I stepped onto the ladder, with it dangling at my side, them yukky pigeons disappeared and haven't been seen since!






It's really simple

Collect as many old cd's as you can at least 10-12.

Glue them together with the shiny side on the outside

Glue the doubled cd's together leaving a hole
  (or you have to make one later with a red hot metal skewer)

Add string and hang.

No more effin pigeons!!